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Friday, August 13, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
finally
WAT?? ths z jst effd up. *sigh*....
If yo wondern,I jst deletd wateva ad writen 4 postin. Nw i gotta start again.
Now playing #kobe bryant
Ths post z long overdue. Av postpond it 4 long enuf. Bt it ws inevitable. Am still in bed bt wide awake and lukn 4wad 2 a lazy sunday. If only my sister wud stop blastin the radio so loud.
*pardon the poor english bt am doin ths on my 4n.*
(yes my 4n cn comfortably open full web pages and multitab. Am jst sayin :-D )
and i swear if u tell mum am usin such grammar al personaly find u n snap ur neck lyk a dry twig. Ma z an accomplished english teacher n has evn taught me bak in pri skul. Such grammar wud b lyk sacrilege.
Now playing #you're a jerk
My pc died
#RIP :'(
and i hav 2 contend usin pap's, wich z unfortunately nt at my disposal. But one day, that laptop tagged ksh68,000 will be mine and al b writin frm it in proper english.
Now playing #i get crazy
yes. I get crazy. I redefine insane. Quite a befitting song. :-)
Lil wayne has done kobe bryant , hurricane chris has done halle berry, plies has done becky *hu the eff z becky* n lil flip has done kim kardashian. So huz next??
Now playing #obsessed
If yo wondern,I jst deletd wateva ad writen 4 postin. Nw i gotta start again.
Now playing #kobe bryant
Ths post z long overdue. Av postpond it 4 long enuf. Bt it ws inevitable. Am still in bed bt wide awake and lukn 4wad 2 a lazy sunday. If only my sister wud stop blastin the radio so loud.
*pardon the poor english bt am doin ths on my 4n.*
(yes my 4n cn comfortably open full web pages and multitab. Am jst sayin :-D )
and i swear if u tell mum am usin such grammar al personaly find u n snap ur neck lyk a dry twig. Ma z an accomplished english teacher n has evn taught me bak in pri skul. Such grammar wud b lyk sacrilege.
Now playing #you're a jerk
My pc died
#RIP :'(
and i hav 2 contend usin pap's, wich z unfortunately nt at my disposal. But one day, that laptop tagged ksh68,000 will be mine and al b writin frm it in proper english.
Now playing #i get crazy
yes. I get crazy. I redefine insane. Quite a befitting song. :-)
Lil wayne has done kobe bryant , hurricane chris has done halle berry, plies has done becky *hu the eff z becky* n lil flip has done kim kardashian. So huz next??
Now playing #obsessed
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Why we owe our our mothers
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL
DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY amd DOUBLESTANDARDS.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home"
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19." My mother taught me TELEPATHY."
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY amd DOUBLESTANDARDS.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home"
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19." My mother taught me TELEPATHY."
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Death and Violence
For the better part of the day, the deadly, dreaded police hit squad, 'The Dewormers', spent the better part of the day engaged in running battles with the rogue 'minyoo squad' in downtown body today. Teargas and the sound of gunshots rent the air as The Dewormers evicted the minyoo squad from the stomach and intestine streets in a cleanup effort initiated by the government. This resulted in mass panic and confusion as everyone scattered for their safety. Most ran to the outskirts of town and sought refuge in the colon backstreets, but were also evicted from there and forced to leave the city through the lower bypass. There were several casualties especialy to the minyoo squad as they had little or no defense against the superior weapons and manpower of The Dewormers.
They were ambushed in the wee hours of the morning as they came out of their hideouts in search of new victims from the food community who frequent the downtown body area.
Several deaths have been reported amongst the minyoo squad and the few survivors are either in critical condition or in hiding.
We spoke to the head of the dewormers and this is what he directed to the minyoo squad.
'Weeeewe umejifiiiichaaaa, tutakuchika, hatutakufuga, na tutakumarisa kapisa!'
He has ordered the dewormers to find and eliminate any member of the minyoo squad.
Reporting from downtown body, stomach, this is Pancreatic Amylase, for BODY TV.
They were ambushed in the wee hours of the morning as they came out of their hideouts in search of new victims from the food community who frequent the downtown body area.
Several deaths have been reported amongst the minyoo squad and the few survivors are either in critical condition or in hiding.
We spoke to the head of the dewormers and this is what he directed to the minyoo squad.
'Weeeewe umejifiiiichaaaa, tutakuchika, hatutakufuga, na tutakumarisa kapisa!'
He has ordered the dewormers to find and eliminate any member of the minyoo squad.
Reporting from downtown body, stomach, this is Pancreatic Amylase, for BODY TV.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Of people, places and times
Character, undefined.
Personality, unknown.
Time, undefined.
Place, undecided.
Change is inevitable. And the above states will definately change. For the better or the worst. A name will have to be created. And defining characteristics shall follow suit. A story shall be born. At a place and a time that is unknown. A soul once thought dead shall be brought back to this world.
Imagination and Inspiration together shall forge an epic. A legend. Ready for all to love and hate.
A story, I shall write.
Personality, unknown.
Time, undefined.
Place, undecided.
Change is inevitable. And the above states will definately change. For the better or the worst. A name will have to be created. And defining characteristics shall follow suit. A story shall be born. At a place and a time that is unknown. A soul once thought dead shall be brought back to this world.
Imagination and Inspiration together shall forge an epic. A legend. Ready for all to love and hate.
A story, I shall write.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
1st time?
I finally came round to getting an active blog. Started one a while back (well, not exactly a short while back) but i don't know what happened but unfortunately i let it die.
I have a writing streak in me and I let my hand tango with a pen on paper on occasion. But lately i have fallen out of habit and let that streak fade. A rather sad thing to do. But I intend to reverse that and do what I know i can do.
Write.
I have a writing streak in me and I let my hand tango with a pen on paper on occasion. But lately i have fallen out of habit and let that streak fade. A rather sad thing to do. But I intend to reverse that and do what I know i can do.
Write.
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