For the better part of the day, the deadly, dreaded police hit squad, 'The Dewormers', spent the better part of the day engaged in running battles with the rogue 'minyoo squad' in downtown body today. Teargas and the sound of gunshots rent the air as The Dewormers evicted the minyoo squad from the stomach and intestine streets in a cleanup effort initiated by the government. This resulted in mass panic and confusion as everyone scattered for their safety. Most ran to the outskirts of town and sought refuge in the colon backstreets, but were also evicted from there and forced to leave the city through the lower bypass. There were several casualties especialy to the minyoo squad as they had little or no defense against the superior weapons and manpower of The Dewormers.
They were ambushed in the wee hours of the morning as they came out of their hideouts in search of new victims from the food community who frequent the downtown body area.
Several deaths have been reported amongst the minyoo squad and the few survivors are either in critical condition or in hiding.
We spoke to the head of the dewormers and this is what he directed to the minyoo squad.
'Weeeewe umejifiiiichaaaa, tutakuchika, hatutakufuga, na tutakumarisa kapisa!'
He has ordered the dewormers to find and eliminate any member of the minyoo squad.
Reporting from downtown body, stomach, this is Pancreatic Amylase, for BODY TV.
