Man with a Bass

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writers block

Writer's block.

I had it all in my head.

Now its gone.

*sigh*...

finally

WAT?? ths z jst effd up. *sigh*....

If yo wondern,I jst deletd wateva ad writen 4 postin. Nw i gotta start again.

Now playing #kobe bryant

Ths post z long overdue. Av postpond it 4 long enuf. Bt it ws inevitable. Am still in bed bt wide awake and lukn 4wad 2 a lazy sunday. If only my sister wud stop blastin the radio so loud.

*pardon the poor english bt am doin ths on my 4n.*
(yes my 4n cn comfortably open full web pages and multitab. Am jst sayin :-D )
and i swear if u tell mum am usin such grammar al personaly find u n snap ur neck lyk a dry twig. Ma z an accomplished english teacher n has evn taught me bak in pri skul. Such grammar wud b lyk sacrilege.

Now playing #you're a jerk

My pc died
#RIP :'(
and i hav 2 contend usin pap's, wich z unfortunately nt at my disposal. But one day, that laptop tagged ksh68,000 will be mine and al b writin frm it in proper english.

Now playing #i get crazy

yes. I get crazy. I redefine insane. Quite a befitting song. :-)

Lil wayne has done kobe bryant , hurricane chris has done halle berry, plies has done becky *hu the eff z becky* n lil flip has done kim kardashian. So huz next??

Now playing #obsessed

Why we owe our our mothers

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL
DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY amd DOUBLESTANDARDS.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home"

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19." My mother taught me TELEPATHY."
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"